1,000 followers, huh? I gotta admit, it doesn't feel like I thought it would.

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Soooo on the off chance I manage to figure out how to stabilize my internet upload speed, would anyone be interested in seeing me stream writing on Picarto or something? Just whatever I'm writing at the time, playing some music, talking in the chat, that sort of thing. Nothing fancy, but some of you might find it interesting.

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Or whatever it is you celebrate.

Pretty sure it's my turn to be the drunk uncle this year. My scotch is ready.

Hooray for flannel sheets (my Christmas list this year—they're like sleeping on a fluffy cloud made of orgasms), binge eating, and 75 degree weather (Lookin' at you, El Niño. You can oscillate all the way to Fuckoffville.)

Hope y'all have a good one!

Settle your mammaries, this isn't a bad thing by any stretch of the imagination. If you'll give me a minute, I'll explain why.

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Predictably, I've heard that some people have gotten offended by the heinous crime of... a stallion in drag, I guess?

Okay, I know there's more to it than that. After watching the episode, I've decided to weigh in on it.

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Hasn't it? It's been over a year since I posted a story, and longer than that since I actually watched the show. There's a few reasons for it, but I imagine the prudent question is if I'm coming back or not.

Well, the prudent answer is it's not that simple.

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My 21st was August 23rd. Yay me! I've been alive for 21 years! How to celebrate? Well, I'm about to get drunk off my ass (love me some scotch!) with Evil Betty while we marathon Freeman's Mind. Gonna be fun.

Holy fuuuck. The headaches are a myth apparently but my stomach hates me. I guess it's true what they say: drinking is borrowing happiness from tomorrow.

Also, I'm pretty sure I tried to make out with my phone. With Skipsy's anthro Thunderlane picture pulled up. Don't drink and gay, kids.

So, I'm going to present two summaries here. One is for a story I wrote for someone (unpublished), and the other story is by someone else (also unpublished).

The game? Which one is weirder.

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Hi everybody! This is Pharaoh Hound, and I'm making this post to compliment people I like! This is all 100% fact! Read this as such!

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Alright, down 1/3 a bottle of bourbon and bored. So what do I talk about? Uhh, lemme think.

Okay, oddly enough, whiskey fills my head with sad country music. Look up Whiskey Lullaby. That' s the main one. Technically the only one but my life is young.

What else... I remember a friend was once asking about why people like Donald Trump have to exist. Something like how he's inspiring so much bad and scary stuff, like to do with immigrants and whatnot.

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I'm cutting the strawpoll off at 50 votes, and the results are interesting.

I win!

Thanks for voting, folks!